Meet professional golfer, Paula Creamer. The 38-year-old joined the LPGA tour back in 2005 and was ranked as high 2nd on the Women’s World Golf Rankings. She’s got 12 professional tournament wins including 2 on the LPGA of Japan Tour.

She’s mastered one of the hardest sports on the planet, not to mention she’s very easy on the eyes. So this is our offer; We’d love to play a round of golf with Paula, as we are fully willing to be spanked on the golf course (figuratively.)

How proud are you all that I didn’t once joke about her name. I didn’t once say, “Creamer? I hardly know her!”

Not once.