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“I set up an interview for an acquaintance’s nephew with a company looking to hire 30 college students for summer work. The nephew’s major and the line of work this company performed seemed to mesh perfectly, and I knew the hiring manager personally, so it seemed like a great fit.”

“A couple weeks later the acquaintance emails asking about the job. So I hit up my hiring manager friend and the conversation went something like this.

Me – Hey how’d the round of hiring go?

HR – Great, needed to fill 30 spaces and only had to do 31 interviews to fill them.

Me – Oh cool, so was Paul X one of them?

HR – Oh him, yeah well… uhh.. he was naked during the interview so we declined.

Me – What?!?! Are you serious? I find it hard to believe he would show up to an interview nude.

HR – Well it was a skype interview, and when we brought up his video feed he was laying in bed nude.

Me – Oh, well maybe he thought you couldn’t see him. Maybe he thought it was just an audio meeting.

HR – We told him we could see him and he said “sorry” then covered up with a sheet. We asked if he wanted to reschedule and he said no he was good. So yeah we decided to pass.

Sorry Paul.”

—Boxman75