Fun fact: 923 years ago to the day, Michelangelo began work on his statue of David. He was done in a mere three years, creating a timeless masterpiece and forever immortalizing himself at the ripe young age of 30. So, what are you planning to get done this weekend?

We kid, we kid. We’re not expecting you to distinguish yourself in the annals of history. We don’t even care if you finally get around to cleaning those filthy windows or laundering your moldy blankets. What we do care about is that you don’t forget to check out this weekend’s best Walmart sales.

Really, no pressure: Snag yourself a powerful leaf blower for $70, down from $160 (note: we’re not asking you to do any actual work with it), veg out to your heart’s content with an HD movie projector for a mere $53 (that’s, uh, $347 off), snap up a 17″ Windows 11 laptop for just $280 (again, feel freel to do nothing but scroll through your social-media feed) or admire the $70 (down from $129) robovac sitting in its box across the room (we know, we know; you’ll turn it on any day now…).

The important thing is that you don’t ignore this magnificent sale-athon. It’s truly … a work of art.

Walmart deals: 70% off or more

Excuse our language, but these Walmart sales qualify for the adjective whopping. They include a portable projector, a cordless vacuum and even an entire luggage set. That means you can save your money for other items and upgrades — or just tuck it away until the holiday season approaches!

• Elephas 1080p Portable Mini Projector, $53 (originally $400): A palm-size profile with theater-size projection — that’s what you get with this diminutive dynamo. Offering crisp HD resolution, you’ll enjoy watching all your favorite movies, shows and more anywhere you go.

• Inse Cordless Vacuum, $90 (originally $430): Leave fussy cables in the dust (as it were) with this cordless vacuum cleaner from the folks at Inse. It features a high-efficiency motor to provide strong suction, which means you can capture pet hair, dirt and other messes practically anywhere.

• Travelhouse 3-Piece Hardshell Luggage Set, $120 (originally $400): With this popular set, you’ll get a 20-inch carry-on, a 24-inch checked bag and a 28-inch suitcase that’s so roomy, you’ll never have to sacrifice shoes in the name of space. There are even TSA-approved combination locks and mesh zip pockets for extra organization.

• Sgin 17.3″ Windows 11 Laptop, $280 (originally $900): This pick is technically a few bucks away from the 70% threshold, but we thought it merited inclusion — it meets or beats most other laptops in this price range in power and capacity. It’s everything you need to work from home and keep your boss impressed. It also boasts up to eight hours of battery life and Windows 11 built in.

Walmart deals: 50% off or more

Nearly as good as deals for 70% off? Savings at 50% off or more! And the scores here are surprising — kitchenware, electronics and entertaining essentials, all at less than half price.

• Carote Non-Stick 21-Piece Pots and Pans Set, $120 (originally $300): This 17-piece set of nonstick cookware is made from white granite, ensuring that its nonstick surface is PFOA-free and safe for the whole family. There are 21 items in this set, including pots, pans, lids and utensils.

• Oraolo Portable Bluetooth Speaker, $38 (originally $100): Bring the good vibes along for the ride with this highly rated sound box, designed with a dual-speaker configuration for a powerful stereo output that’ll keep the tunes flowing with clarity even at max volume.

• Topvision TV Sound Bar, $33 (was 90): If you’re using only your TV’s built-in speakers for your audio, you’re probably missing part of the story. A soundbar like this inexpensive option from TopVision will help fill in the audio gaps, giving you richer, fuller and clearer sound for a louder, more immersive listening experience than through just your TV speakers alone.

• Segmart 22″ Round Fire Pit, $49 (originally $120): Fire pit season has only just begun! After all, there’s nothing quite as cozy as gathering around the bonfire on mid-October nights, roasting marshmallows and telling spooky stories for the season.

Walmart deals: $25 and under

$25 may not seem to go as far as it used to, but it looks like Walmart hasn’t heard that news. You can get a bunch of life-improving items from the retailer for the cost of a few coffees, including headphones, kitchenware and more.

• Cshidworld Wireless Earbuds, $17 (originally $60): A great budget option if you’re looking to grab a pair of inexpensive Bluetooth headphones, these Cshidworld buds are a big-selling, highly rated Walmart option. They can play for up to 18 hours on a single charge, 21 hours on the charging box, and you can also get a full charge after only one hour. Plus, they’re waterproof and sweatproof.

• Vesteel 5-Piece Mixing Bowls With Lids Set, $20 (originally $70): If you’ve been searching for ideal perfect stainless-steel mixing bowls to help create your signature dishes and desserts, now’s your chance to snag some real beauties (with lids!) at more than 60% off. They’re constructed using commercial-grade stainless steel, which is shatterproof as well as dent- and rust-resistant.

• Crest 3D Whitestrips Glamorous White At-Home Teeth Whitening Kit, $20 (originally $39): While there are many whitening strips on the market, these standbys excel in their ability to take 15 years of even the most stubborn stains off your teeth, whitening your smile an insane 25 times better than a typical whitening toothpaste. Each kit comes with 28 whitening strips — half for your top teeth and the others for bottom teeth — for a total of 14 half-hour treatments.

• Veatool Wireless Earbuds, $20 (originally $100): Water-resistant and TV-ready, these buds can be used for nearly anything — while working out at the gym to watching a tearjerker at home. You can get up to 60 hours of playback, and they’re available in black, white, purple, pink and blue.

Walmart deals: Fall finds

The first day of autumn might technically be September 22, but we are already firmly in our autumnal era. From home decor to cool-weather-ready fashion, here are our favorite selections from Walmart’s fall finds.

• Yankee Candle Spiced Pumpkin Large Jar Candle, $17 (originally $20): Though you can’t guzzle your favorite fall latte all day long, you and yours can luxuriate with this popular scent in candle form. Nutmeg, cinnamon, clove and brown sugar compose this aromatic delight, providing up to 150 hours of spicy joy. It’s the ideal scent to set your autumnal mood — and your home will be smelling gourd-geous in no time.

• Fantaslook Plaid Flannel Shirt, $18 (originally $70): Get ready for flannel season in style! This button-down is the perfect addition to any fall wardrobe. It has a slightly oversized fit and a curved hem to flatter a variety of shapes, and it’s ideal for layering on warm days and chillier nights.

• Cshidworld Cordless Leaf Blower, $70 (originally $160): Leaf blowers make raking a thing of the past, but many models are heavy, require corded power, blow off noxious exhaust or suffer from any number of other inconveniences. This pick, however, offers a lightweight, clean-running, cordless alternative that makes tackling the peskiest of yard chores a fall breeze.

• Fantaslook Crewneck Sweatshirt, $15 (originally $70): A trusty crewneck is an autumnal essential, and this very highly-rated favorite from Fantaslook is a great example, with a tush-covering tunic cut and a variety of designs to choose from, including pastels, solids and prints.

Walmart deals: Household essentials

Walmart sales are a great place to stock up on household necessities at a low price. These finds will help you keep your home fresh and fabulous.

• Dryvenck Dryer Vent Cleaning Kit, $9 (originally $26): Tons of fibrous blobs have been accumulating inside your machine for years, and if you haven’t cleaned the vent out, it’ll only keep getting worse. This kit helps to suck out the built-up lint (with help from your vacuum cleaner) and ensure the functionality and safety of your dryer. Plus, once you get all that gunk out, your clothes will dry faster and you’ll save energy and money.

• Loaddvni Wool Dryer Balls 3-Pack, $7 (originally $15): Looking to save some money and cut out extra chemicals from your life? These reusable wool balls help capture lint, pet hair, dust and more while removing static cling from clothes and replacing chemical-laden dryer sheets in the process. They can also save you over 25% of drying time (which’ll add up to mucho dinero in due course).

• Microfiber Duster for High Ceilings, $13 (originally $26): When we think of sprucing up our indoor spaces, we don’t always look to the ceilings — but that’s where you’ll find some of the most built-up dust and cobwebs. This telescoping microfiber tool is great for wiping built-up grime off the top of ceiling fans, light fixtures, vents and more.

• Great Value 12 Mega Rolls Ultra Strong Toilet Paper, $12 (originally $13): When you gotta go (for this killer markdown), you gotta go… These rolls are comparable to Charmin Ultra Strong, but are $8 cheaper than a similar pack of the brand name.

Walmart deals: Halloween

Snag some frightfully fantastic deals for Halloween at Walmart — there’s indoor and outdoor decor, party supplies and other fun touches to make the spooky season an absolute scream.

• Costway 5.4′ Posable Halloween Skeleton, $60 (originally $99): Whether you’re setting up this bony bod as a special guest at your Halloween party or a spooky addition to your front porch, it’s sure to add some fun to your creepy seasonal decor. Movable joints mean you can pose it any way you like!

• Syncfun Light-Up Ghost Garden Stakes 3-Pack, $28 (originally $34): Just stick these cute little ghosties into the ground and they’ll light up any outdoor Halloween display or just provide a creepy guide up your walkway. They’re battery-operated, durable and reusable.

• Youpins 500W Fog Smoke Machine, $42 (originally $80): To make the most of your eerie atmosphere, you definitely need a fog machine — and, bonus, you can use it to enhance your parties year-round! This little number has a fog output of 2000 cubic feet per minute, which means you can really blanket an entire indoor or outdoor space.

• Syncfun Halloween Groundbreaker Zombie, $24 (originally $48): If you’re feeling a little more ghoulish for Halloween, this outdoor decor is sure to draw shrieks of delight from the neighborhood trick-or-treaters — especially since it has light and sound effects built in.

Walmart deals: Cheaper than Amazon

Did you know Walmart has a ton of the same items that Amazon does — but at an even better savings? Yep, it’s true! We found TVs, laptops and more that are marked down even better here than at the online behemoth.

• TCL 50″ Class 4K Smart Google TV, $198 (originally $228): This smart set features 4K UHD resolution, so you can enjoy every teeny-tiny pixel in perfect definition, along with enhanced contrast and accurate colors courtesy of Dolby Vision. Google TV is included to make streaming your favorite movies, shows and more a breeze, and gamers will especially enjoy the Auto Game Mode for lowest possible input lag and latency, which means tip-top performance. Plus, a 50″ TV for under $200?? You can’t beat that.

• Ionvac SmartClean 2000 Robovac, $70 (originally $129): Meet your new all-terrain tidy-upper, from hardwood floors to rugs and carpets, with a powerful suction motor that can capture even the smallest particles of dirt and debris. It’s even got built-in sensors and multidirectional movement capabilities that make navigating stairs a breeze.

• Ninja Foodi 6.5-Quart Everyday Possible Cooker, $69 (originally $79): Whether you’re looking to make pasta, stew or an entire roast, the Everyday Possible Cooker is the multifunctional appliance for you! Its 6.5-quart pot can fit a heckuva lot, from entreés to side dishes, and you can choose between six cooking functions: slow cook, sear/sauté, keep warm, white rice, brown rice and pasta.

• HP Stream 14-Inch Windows 11 Laptop, $179 (originally $229): With 4GB of RAM, 64GB of onboard storage and a free one-year subscription to Office 365, this laptop is ideal for everyday use. And a 14-inch screen, a slim profile and a weight of only a few pounds make it ideal for stuffing into a backpack or shoulder bag, for work on the go.

Walmart deals: Only at Walmart

And then there are the finds that you can only get at Walmart, including some exclusive brands you won’t see anywhere else. Snap ’em up here before they disappear!

• Onn. 65″ Class 4K Roku Smart TV, $298 (originally $348): A 65-inch smart TV for under $300? Yep, it’s real — and it’s glorious. This offering from Onn has 4K ultra high definition and easy access to your favorite movies, shows, apps and more thanks to the built-in Roku interface. It even works with a variety of smart home setups, like Apple Home, Amazon Alexa and Google Home.

• 4DRC F10 1080p Wi-Fi FPV Drone, $45 with on-page coupon (originally $169): Interested in getting your drone on but don’t want to spend an arm and a leg to dip your toe into a new hobby? This is a great beginner option, with 1080p HD wide-angle dual cameras ideal for taking high-quality videos both indoors and outdoors.

• Kidsjoy Electric Spin Scrubber, $27 (originally $66): If your home cleaning arsenal needs a little oomph, look no further than this rechargeable gunk-buster. It’s ideal for banishing stubborn stains, deep cleans like a dream and includes both longer and shorter handle options as well as multiple brush heads for reaching just about anywhere.

• Ophanie Cordless Portable Tire Inflator, $24 (originally $80): The proper tire pressure is essential for on-the-road safety, whether you’re driving or biking. This tire inflator ensures you’ll always be riding smart, with four pre-set modes (car, bicycle, motorcycle and sporting equipment) to inflate to the correct capacity. There’s even an automatic shut-off sensor, so you never have to worry about anything going pop.

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